Sirius: *woke at the sound of owl wings flapping n tapping on his window. He n James had been spending the night at his home drinking the night away n he was getting a bit of a hangovr. Groaning, he got out of bed to open the window* Wat the heck...? Cant anyone get some sleep ard here?
"Not so loud." Groaned James as he threw someone's boxers off his face. He streached and noticed his mouth was like the sahia.
Sirius: *let the owl in n it dropped a couple of letters, nipped at some tidbits on the bedside table n flew off, not staying long* Weird bird *takes the letters* Yo, Prongs. One's for u *tossed it at him*
"How did someone nowhere I was?" He sat up and held his head as he tried to catch it, but is hit him in the stomach. "It's from the Ministry."
Sirius: There u go, Ministry. They knw EVRYTHING *saying tht sarcastically as he took a swig of cold water directly frm the tap before opening his letter* Oh crap...
"What the fuck." James grouned. "I still have two weeks to find someone." James stumbled to the bathroom and threw up.
Sirius: Same here. Wat the hell is the rush? I thought they're supposed to send this letter AFTER the grace period! God!
"Damn, people." James came out of the bathroom. "I got some girl named Lily Evan. They saw she is in went to school with us. I don't remember any girl named that. Do you? You knew more girls than I did."
Sirius: Evans? Huh...I think I've heard abt her a little. I think she's Ravenclaw or something, evn tho evryone thinks she should be in Gryffindor. A Muggle-born if I'm not mistaken *read the name of his intended* I got a Severus Snape. Tht's a reli weird name for a guy, or girl, they better not pair me with a girl. I'm out for blokes
"Blokes? I thought you were still on birds. You had you tongue down that girl throat not six weeks ago."
Sirius: Yeah, well, she started it. N technically I go for either team, bt blokes r still dominantly my thing. Why do u think they call me ladies' man, men's man, man abt twn *grins proudly*
James rolled his eyes. "Well whatever. I still don't get it." He sat the letter down and picked up the bottle of whiskey and took a swig. "Hair of the Dog?" He asked, holding it out to Sirius.
Sirius: *raised his brow* Naw, I'm good. My head hurts right now *buried himself under the covers* God, the Ministry will sooner or later be the death of us
"Lifes the shits and then you die." James sat back down on his bed/floor. "Wake me in six hours. I need to go to the cemitary. Mom would want to know."
Sirius: Ugh, get up urself *hid under the covers n went bk to snoring, sleeping off his hangovr*
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