Love in Disguise-Chp2

Sirius: *was at Three Broomsticks spending his last days of bachelorhood alone, downing fire whiskey aftr another, contemplating abt how crappy his future life is going to be once he was being tied dwn by such frivolous thing as marriage*

Remus had been shopping with Lily and was supose to meet James for lunch. They came in and saw Sirius. "Siri." Remus came over.

"Hello Sirius. What woes are you drowning." Lily asked.

Sirius: Ugh...U guys r a sight for sore eyes, bt dont remind me...I had the worst few days ever

James: *shows up aftr trying to find the duo ard* Wht's this I hear? Pads hving a bad day?

"What happened? Something from you mother and father?" Remus asked, sitting down.

Sirius: *rolled his eyes* Wht else? Remember we had tht graduation party? I came home to find out tht my parents decided tht the best future I could hv was to marry some broad

James: Whut?? Ur getting married?? How the heck did tht happen??

"They can't do that. You are of age." Lily looked sad for him. "Did you tell them no?"

"Aparently they didn't listen." Remus said, waving over a waitress.

Sirius: Yeah, wht Moons said *groaned* Right now I'm just praying tht the broad is at least good-looking, or I'm gonna fucking leave the altar, Black family be damned

James: I doubt u'd do tht. U love Reggie too much to do tht

"Still his parents need to think about Sirius. If he has to get married, at least marry someone he likes."

"I couldn't do it. To marry someone you don't know, female or not. I couldn't." Remus shook his head. "When is it? do you have time to find someone else?"

Sirius: The wedding is on 1st of August, tht will be wen the broad is officially of age

James: Wht?? Tht's 2 days away! I doubt u'd find anyone u'd actually like in tht short period of time

"I still think you should tell them no." But no one was really listening to her.

"Prongs is right." he sighed. "Why have you not been looking since you found out?"

Sirius: U think I havent? Seriously, I've been trying to get any of those girls I used to date with bk in Hogwarts, bt they either call me a jerk or avoid my firecalls. I wonder why...N for the record, Lily, I did tell them no, bt its not like they listen to me now, do they, since they've already announced to evry single acquaintance n friends n family members they meet tht I was getting married

James: Ur seriously dense, arent u? U date girls n switching dates like changing clothes. Of course they'll bloody think ur a git for asking to even pretend to be ur intended

"You were a bit of an ass, Siri." Remus nodded, agreeing with James.

Lily also agreeed. "Well then I think you should try to make it work. Think of the girl. She might not like this either."

Sirius: Man, am I reli...? *sighed* I guess ur right. Maybe this is karma. Maybe its Merlin getting bk at me for being such a casanova, bt I cant help it if I dont wanna be tied dwn to one girl n be so good-looking

James; *laughs* Still the git, I see. Well, I'll hv to agree with Lil on this. The broad may be feeling just as bad as u r, so try to make life easier for both of u two

Lily rolled her eyes. "That is the reason right there. If you were humble then this would not be happening."

"Not sure karma has anyhting to do with it but still I agree. He nice to her. And we will be there for you."

Sirius: Well, would u consider celebrating an early bachelor party with me to show ur support? *laughs* Heaven knws tht the family will hv a bachelor party for me bk home the night before n I wont hv a chance to celebrate with real friends

James: Alright then! Today, ur ours all day! Bachelor party it is! *laughs out loud*

"And that is my que to leave." Lily got up. "I will see you boys later." She kissed James' cheek. "Don't stay out to long and Remus keep an eye out on Jamie. If he even talking to a woman you let me know." She chuckled and walked out of the place.

Sirius: Dont worry, Lil, we'll both watch out for u

James: Dont be such a killjoy. C'mon, Pads. Let us give u the best bachelor party tht'll rival ur family's *laughs as he ordered a round of fire whiskey for all three of them*