Love in Disguise-Chp3

Severus was shaking with fear as the dress make finished the last bit on his dress. "You look beautiful." She said before putting the veil down. Severus could see her roll her eyes heavenway as if to say. 'Merlin bless the man that had to marry this creature.'

Sirius: *on the other hand was being dressed in the Ancient House of Black traditional wedding attire, which looked like he had just came out frm the Shakesperean era* Man, I look so gay in this

Remus couldn't help but let out a small chuckled. It was true. "Just think you only have to wear this once then you can burn it."

Sirius: Yeah, I wouldnt want to be caught dead in this gimmick

James: I wouldnt want ur KIDS to be caught dead in this gimmick. Well, if ur considering hving kids, tht is

Sirius: Ugh, dont evn remind me

"You might enjoy being together. Your parents...well...they don't fight that much do they?" Remus asked.

Sirius: Well, they dont reli fight tht much. In fact, they prefer to keep themselves to themselves, n they're perfectly fine with hving their own closet lovers here n there as long as they keep up the image of the Black family. Why?

"Ok, bad example." Remus screatched his head. "Are you going to do that? I know you have had too many girlfriends to even count. Are you going to be faithful or like your parents?"

Sirius: I dunno, reli...I'd prefer to be faithful, bt if she's not making it any easier, I...probably be tempted to

James: Well, its ur life. We wont tell u how to lead it, bt we'd hope u knw wht ur doing wen the time comes. I'm gonna go take a leak n chk if the ceremony is abt to start *made his way past the bridal room, then grinned as his msicheif tick came in n decided to peek to see how~
Sirius' bride-to-be look like, if he was lucky to catch a glimpse as he peeked thru the tiny gap of the door*

He couldn't see Severus' face but he could see the man that was gripping the 'woman' tight and kissing her, passionatly. He couldn't see that Severus was stick stright, not fighting becuase his father had threatened to hit him that would have left a bruse on his face.

James: ~Holy smokes! Could tht be the bride's secret lover? Shit, I better let Siri knw abt this~ *made a dash to the groom's room* U wouldnt believe wht I just saw, guys!

Remus was helping Sirius try to get into his jaket without ruining his shirt. Not that it was not already a disaster.

Sirius: *turns to him* Wht is it, Prongs?

James: I dunno if ur gonna see this as good news or bad news, bt I just saw ur bride-to-be snogging another man!

Remus blinked and looked at Sirius. "Maybe...uh...it was a friend?"

James: I dont think kissing passionately with tongue action is considered a friendly kiss

Sirius: *glared* Typical. Tht settles it then. I will go thru this marriage, bt dont expect me to be filial. Mother did say she could arrange to allow me hv extra marital affairs *huffed grudgingly as he did the last adjustments n made his way out to the altar*

"Sirius don't be rash." Remus said going after him with James. "Maybe it is really nothing. Maybe she was saying good bye to him."

James: I knw wht I saw, Moony. Tongue action does not mean a goodbye kiss or whtevr. Tht guy is reli into her

Sirius: We'll see how it goes. I think its abt to start

Once Sirius and the others were waiting for Severus to come down. Severus was just out of site with his father. He couldn't get the taste of wine out of his mouth from the 'good bye 'kiss his father had given him.

James: *watched as the bride was led out by the so-called lover, bt he noticed something odd abt the bride. Despite the girly dress and whtnot, her small built was a little bit too masculine to be a real girl, he nudged Remus* Psst! U notice something odd abt the bride?

"The fact that her hips move like yours." Remus said, then blushed slightly. "I mean she walks like a man."

James: Could she be...? Nah, she couldnt...could she?

Sirius: *hushed them, bt in reality he heard evry word, n noticed tht James was right. This bride does move like a man, not dainty n small like a woman should*

Severus' breathed catched. His intended was more handsome than he could have ever thought but at the same time it made him feel out of place. He being so ugly, how could any man want him. Or at yest that was what his father had said on numerious occations.

Tobias: *leans close n whispered to Severus* Dont be fooled by his good looks, boy. He's only doing this for the sake of his family, as u r doing it for me. Dont screw it up n keep him happy, if u knw wht's good for u *flashed a professional smile n handed Severus to Sirius*

Sirius: *took Severus' hand, which was surprisingly quite smooth, if only slightly callous frm housework*

That took what little wind out of Severus sails. It was true. They were only doing this because the had to. Someone like his intended proably had a woman or two on the side. His hand was warm and it felt nice not like his father's rough hands.

*the wedding officiator came out, gives the standard speech n blessings before finally saying the dreaded words to both of them*

WO: Do u, Sirius Black, take Severus Snape as ur lawful wedded wife?

Sirius: *thought* ~Severus? A rather masculine name for a girl~ *fought the urge to shrug n roll his eyes n sigh* I do. With this ring, I thee wed *puts the ring on Severus' finger*

WO: Do u, Severus Snape, take Sirius Black as ur lawful wedded husband?

Severus neriously said, "I do. With this ring, I thee wed." He said in a voice not to deep, but still not a female voice.

Sirius: *noticed the voice bt tried not to think tht James might be right*

WO: So has been said, so it shall be. I now pronounce u man n wife. U may kiss the bride

Sirius: ~This is it~ *turned ard to raise the veil, only to be shocked at wht he saw. He has dated enough girls to knw tht this was not a woman's face. He couldnt believe tht James was right. He looked like he was prepared to leave the altar right there n then. He was being cheated n this was an outrage*

Severus eyes were down cast and he just wished that his intented would kiss him so he could hide his face. But he couldn't fault Sirius for not doing that right away. "I'm sorry." he said in a small voice. a voice of someone that had been abused.

Sirius: *noticed the odd tone in tht voice, seemingly recognizing tht tone somehow. Then he caught sight of his parents giving him an authoritative look n also Tobias' eager bt nervous look before he just went for n kissed Severus as tenderly as he could, prolonging it a little for the sake of show*

Severus' eyes snaped up. The kiss was nothing like he had felt before. It was so gentle and warm and left him feeling warm in his bed. Once the kiss was done he looked back down, hearing the cheering and clapping behind him.

Sirius: *didnt knw why, bt he somehow felt sorry for this young man. Maybe Lily was right, tht she...he was in the same shoes as he was as well. As a courtesy, he reveiled him bk as the wedding officiator announced them as husband n wife*

Severus was moved by that. The man cared for him...then the thought struck, maybe he just didn't want to look at his face and tear sliped out of his eye. He just wanted this to be over with so he could cry in the safety of a closed room, but he wouldn't know where to do that.

Remus leaned over. "Do you see the man that the girl was kissing?" He asked James in a whipser.

James: Yeah, tht's the one *points at Tobias, then it hit him* Holy crap! Dont tell me they're...an incest couple?? *whispered so no one would hear*

"Oh my god." Remus' blinked and his mouth opened. "That is sick. We have to tell Sirius. He needs to know what is going on. But I feel in my heart that that relationship is not what they both want."

James: How do u knw? Bt I think we shouldnt be the bearer of bad news anymore. Siri doesnt need anymore pouring cold water frm us as it is. Let them sort it out. We can only do so much without any damage

Sirius: *let his new bride take his arm n led him dwn the aisle as ppl magicked confetti ovr them*

"You may have all the male emotions but I got some female ones. I can just feel it."

Severus went with him down the isle. He felt like he was on show like some sort of trophy wife. He could feel his father and Sirius' parents walking behind them.

James: Ur not gonna suddenly tell me ur a hermaphrodite, right? *chuckles in jest*

Sirius: *could hear his parents discussing discreetly abt the terms of payment n wen the payment will be, bt he couldnt care less. Right now, like it or not, he was going to fulfill his duty as a newly wed groom n consummate the marriage aftr the reception*