*A couple days pass 'em by*
Jude: *woke up to see Luke raiding the fridge* The little sucker hungry again?
Luke: >.< Tell me about it! *closed the door to reveal his belly. He was about 5 months along by the looks of it*
Jude: Ugh, seriously, isnt there anyway we can get rid of tht little sucker?
Luke: I dunno...*ate the hot wings dipped in ranch
Jason: *broke through the door*
Luke: What the hell was that?
Jude: I dunno, bt I'm not waiting to find out *grabs the fire extinguisher to arm herself*
Jason: *walks into the kitchen*
Luke: O_O Oh shit...now I remember what Crystal LAke is famous for
Jude: Wat? Wat is it??
Luke: *points to Jason* HIM!! Jason Voorhees!~
Jude: Wat does he want with us?! *holding up the fire extinguisher to fight against him*
Luke: We're in his home! Cmon! *runs with her*
Jude: *threw the fire extinguisher at Jason n made a run for it*
Jason: *was hit by the extinguisher, but still continued to follow them*
Luke: *cradled his belly, huffing heavily*
Jude: Hey, u alright? Need me to carry u? *despite her frame she's actually quite strong*
Luke: Hurry...*pants heavily, his stomach was growing again
Jude: *picked him up piggy-bk n carried him, running deep into the forests*
Jason: *slowly walked after them, his perfered method of stalking his victims*
Luke: Wait, stop.
Jude: Wat? Wat is it? U OK?
Luke: *got down and laid against the tree, his stomach growing ever bigger*
Jude: Ahh, crap, why is this bugger doing this now? We're being chased by a zombie here!
Jason: *came out of nowhere and grabbed Luke by the neck, raising his machete*U
Jude: *gasped* No! No, stop! U let go of my friend!! *body-rammed Jason to make him drop Luke*
Jason: *drooped Luke to the ground and backhands Jude*
Jude: Argh~! *slammed against the tree*
Jason: *worked his way to Jude till he stopped. He tilted his head from side to side, looking at her*
Jude: *was frozen in terror, looking bk up at him, trembling, waiting in dread at wat would happen nxt*
Jason: *a locket dropped from his hand and by Jude*
Luke: *heaves himself up*
Jude: *sees the locket fall n open by impact, n saw a picture in it*
Jason: *it was a picture of Jason's mother when she was younger...and she almost looks like Jude
Luke: Sis...*cradles his stomach as he got to her
Jude: No, bro, stay there, dont come close. I think I knw why he wants me
Jason: *he dropped his machete*
Jude: *slowly gets up* Hey, uuh, Jason, right? Umm, be a good boy n stop hurting us, OK? We didnt do anything wrong
Jason: *pointed to Luke*
Luke: What?
Jude: He is my godbrother, n he is with child. U do not hurt ppl with child. Be a good boy. I think he thinks tht ur my boyfriend or something, bro
Jason: *nodded slowly and walked away*
Luke: Well, uh...*blushes a bit, his hormones are raging*
Jude: *noticed the blush* Wat's wrong? U hving a fever?
Luke: No worse >.< I'm horny
Jude: Wat the...? I just got u off frm death row frm a homicidal zombie n u wanna hv a romp?
Luke: Well...sorry...
Jude: *sighed* Hey, Jason! *called out*
Jason: *walked back, tilting his head*
Jude: *gestured to Luke* Be a dear n carry him n bring him bk to the cabin with me. Can u do tht?
Jason: *slowly walked to him and picked him up*
Luke: Whoa! Easy!
Jude: Easy does it, Jason, now follow me bk to the cabin, there's a good boy
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