Snotlout: *was at the door*
Ragor: Snot? What's up?
Snotlout: I've...been doing a bit of thinking, n I'm sorry for wat I said to u
Ragor: Hey, that was the hormones talking. No biggie
Snotlout: Neways, I've got a clear head now. I think I'm OK with letting u hv custody of the baby. I wouldnt knw how to bond with one anyway n...well... *not sure how to put his thoughts in words*
Ragor: Cmon in. *took him inside and to the bedroom*
Snotlout: *sees Ruffnut just getting dressed* Oh did I come at a bad time?
Ruffnut: Hey, Snotlout, no, not at all, its OK
Ragor: Snot said he's apologizing and he wants to give us the baby
Ruffnut: Oh, reli? R u sure?
Snotlout: *nods* Besides, there's something I nvr told u before. Not many ppl knw anyway, except Hiccup's dad
Ragor: What's that, dude?
Snotlout: I'm being promised to another woman somewhere far east. Nxt yr I'm going to be married off there
Ruffnut: Far east? No way, Astral, the matriachal viking tribe in the dunes?
Snotlout: *nods*
Ragor: Really? Do you like her?
Snotlout: I've seen her a couple times. She's a nice girl. She wasnt too enthusiastic abt us being arranged marriage, n neither do I, bt we had a truce n will work it out. Its for the benefit of their tribe. They're dying out
Ragor: I wish you two the best ^^
Ruffnut: Same here, bt wat do u mean by dying out? I thought they were pretty cool n all
Snotlout: Their men hv mostly left for war in search of new territories, n most of them had perished. There's no one to revive the tribe anymore, n they cant wait for the younger boys left behind to grow up so, yeah, drastic times call for drastic measures
Ragor: Merging the two tribes together
Snotlout: Only I'm moving in ovr there. I'm the pioneer of this tribe to start reviving theirs
Ragor: So, when you'd have the baby by then
Snotlout: Well, thank goodness I hv to go nxt yr in summer, so it gives us time for the rest of the term
Ruffnut: So...u gonna give birth like how Ragor did with the hatchlings?
Snotlout: I dunno... *goes pale* I'm not gonna shit it out, am I?
Ragor: No. What happens is a birth canal appears behind your privates. It'll form a week before birth
Snotlout: Oh, OK *sighed in relief*
Ragor: Mind showing Ruff how far you are?
Snotlout: *opened his jacket to show her*
Ruffnut: Woah, looks like ur already halfway there
Ragor: Snot, be honest...do you have feelings for me?
Snotlout: *blushed* Well...a little bit, bt its more towards admiration, not love
Ragor: Thanks For the compliment
Snotlout: *smiled bk*
Ruffnut: Ooh, I'm so excited, I'm gonna be a mommy, n I can still keep my figure
Ragor: What about my figure?
Ruffnut: Oh, I like ur figure just fine, sweetie
Snotlout: *chuckles*
RAgor: I used to be like you, Snot. Then I started to eat a lot
Snotlout: I can tell
Ragor: But then I realized...my dad was like this too
Ruffnut: Wat do u mean?
Ragor: I'm turning out like my dad. He was big, strong and had a big gut too. from eating a lot
Snotlout: *laughs* Well, as the saying goes "Like father, like son" *winced a little*
Ruffnut: U OK?
Snotlout: Yeah, I...I think the little critter kicked me
Ragor: *knelt down and listened to his stomach
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