Snotlout: *was whittling wood*
Ragor: Hey! Snotlout!
Snotlout: *hears him* Yo, come in. Door's not locked
Ragor: *walked in* Hey dude. Are you okay?
Snotlout: Yeah, I'm fine. Just doing a little whittling before I go for my dragon ride
Ragor: *he looked at Snotlout's stomach, seeing if it changed at all* I was hoping if you didn't get knocked up after our little outing
Snotlout: Knocked up? Tht's impossible. I'm a guy *laughed*
Ragor: *shows him the book he was reading* Read the part that has the bookmark
Snotlout: *took the book n read it* Woah...Seriously? Does tht mean u n Poison...?
Ragor: Yeah. And we have two little dragon hatchlings. And it seems I gained that trait. HAve you noticed anything....different about your being?
Snotlout: Umm...I hv been feeling a little nauseous lately n cant reli eat much, surprisingly...Wait, u did it with Poison? Do u knw how serious the penalty is??
Ragor: Actually, it was an accident that involved those weeds that make 'em look high.
Snotlout: Yeah, bt still. The law is not gonna care whether its an accident or not
Ragor: I'm well aware. So, anything else strange? Did you gain any weight?
Snotlout: Well, I did gain a little, bt I thought it was just muscles
Ragor: Where?
Snotlout: Umm, somewhere ard my waist, I guess. I cant reli be...pregnant, can I?
Ragor: Only one way to find out. *calls out for Poison* C'mere boy!
Poison: *showed up* ~U called, Master?~
Ragor: I need you check if Snotlout is expecting or not. *went outside with his friend*
Poison: ~Oh u need my nose, eh?~ *leans dwn to sniff him*
Snotlout: *stood there awkwardly*
Ragor: *hopes it isn't true*
Poison: ~Yup, he's carrying. Too soon to tell, bt I think its going to be a male~
Snotlout: *doesnt understand Dragonese* W...Wat's he saying?
Ragor: *sighed heavily* You are. You're having a boy
Snotlout: W...Wa...U...U mean I'm...?
Poison: *understood n gasped* ~Master, u didnt...~
Ragor: He was drunk at the time. And I got fustrated so I took my urges out on him.
Snotlout: *had promptly gave in to nausea n puked on Poison's feet*
Poison: ~Ack! Eeww...!!~
Ragor: Cmon, dude. Let's get you some medicine
Snotlout: I...I dont want this baby...I...I dont think I can handle this...!
Ragor: *gets a bucket of water and cleans off Poison's feet* Cmon, let's take you to my and Ruffnut's place. To tell you the truth, Ruff and I were talking about having kids. She wanted to, but she was too nervous and she didnt want to ruin her figure
Snotlout: Tht doesnt make me feel any better. Its like using me as a surrogate or something, n I dont like being used
Ragor: I'm sorry. I didn't think this would happen at all.
Snotlout: I assume Ruffnut knws abt us?
Ragor: To be honest...*pats Snotlout's shoulder* She's jealous that you got me before her.
Snotlout: Wat? Tht's it? Well, she sure is amorous. I thought she'd be pissed tht Poison got u first, not me
Ragor: No. I already told her and she's helping with the hatchlings
Snotlout: Hm, Ruffnut sure is a little loose wen it comes to sex life, tht I can say. Nothing surprises her, evn if she nvr done it herself
Ragor: Tell me about it. I wish there was a way for her to carry the baby in you
Snotlout: Regardless who carries it, it still carries my blood. Its my child too
Ragor: I'm sorry I did this to you
Snotlout: Its alright. I brought this upon myself. U dont hv to bear responsibility. I'm pretty capable of handling a baby
Ragor: So, as my best friend, would you mind carrying the baby for Ruff and I?
Snotlout: No, I dont. Bt I'm not sure I can bear parting with it if its born
Ragor: I can coach you with that.
Snotlout: No, I mean giving it away to u
Ragor: OH that. You live nearby
Snotlout: I knw, bt still u get to keep it, I dont! U knw wat. Go home. I'm keeping it. Ur not taking him *shoved him out of his house*
Ragor: I was gonna ask you to move in with us *sighed and walked home*
Poison: ~Well, we tried. Its his decision~
Ragor: Hormones?
Poison: ~Most probably. Give him a moment. He'll come thru~
Ragor: *patted Poison's head*
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