Ruffnut: *was drinking with her girlfriends waiting for Ragor to return*
Ragor: *kissed her from behind* Im back
Ruffnut: *surprised a little, bt was mirthful frm drinking* Hey, where hv u been? The boys were almost going to ask u on a chug fest
Ragor: Think I can hold it all?
Ruffnut: Depends. Ah there they r
Hiccup: There's the groom! *dragged him to the group of boys* Where the hell is Snotlout? Ah, who cares? C'mon! Chug time!
Tuffnut: Think you can hold your ale?
Ragor: Dude, I got the belly for it!
Hiccup: Yeah! Awesome! Fishlegs, hit him!
Fishlegs" *brought the first barrel*
Ragor: *lifted up the barrel and started to chug down the ale*
Tuffnut: Chug chug chug!
Fishlegs&Hiccup: Chug chug chug~!!
Ragor: *placed his hand on the side of his stomach, holding his ale well*
Tuffnut: *he kept cheering his buddies on*
Fishlegs: *joined in the chugging*
Hiccup: *was going to join wen he was stopped by Toothless; he had forgotten tht he was knocked up again aftr hving the threesome on his wedding night with Toothless n Astrid*
Toothless: *shook his head*
Ragor: Oh man. Another
Tuffnut: Dude, are you for real? *poked Ragor's stomach*
Ragor: Yeah I am. Filler up!
Fishleg: Yeah~! Go for it~! *rolls in another barrel*
Hiccup: *sees him n remembered* Oh, sorry...
Ragor: I got a better idea. *laid down on the floor* Pour it on, Fishlegs!
Fishlegs: Oh yeah! *picks up the barrel n poured it into Ragor's mouth*
Hiccup: Woah! U sure abt tht? We dont wanna get wasted u on ur first night!
Ragor: *started to gulp down the ale, his stomach slowly protruding out more and more, straining his belt*
Fishlegs: Woah, look at him go!
Tuffnut: Any more and he'll pop!
Ragor: *the barrel is finally empty and Ragor got up, he doesn't seem to be affect by the ale*
Ruffnut: *had done drinking wiht the girls n went to chk on Ragor* Odin's beard! Wat hv u guys done to him? *laughs*
Tuffnut: He chugged down the entire barrel of ale. It's enough to knock out a serpent
Fishlegs: Yeah, he's fatter than I am!
Hiccup: *laughs* He's got the guts for it, tht I can say *laughed at the pun*
Ruffnut: U guys r crazy, n u too, sweetheart. Its time we hit the hay
Ragor: Aw okay. *kissed her*
*Flashback to the present*
Ragor: And that's it
Ruffnut: Oi vey, n to think u were supposed to share tht night with me *pouts* N yet Snotlout got it first
Ragor: Technically, he started it....wait, you're not mad?
Ruffnut: No, more like jealous tht he got it first. I dont mind, as long as u return to me in the end. Snotlout is a bit of a whore anyways, n u were drunk, so I dont blame u. I hv to confess tht I was making out with Astrid n some of the other girls while waiting for u
Ragor: *goes to his wife and snuggled* Really? What was it like? ~I hope I didn't knock up Snotlout~
Ruffnut: It was...new, I suppose. I've nvr kissed a girl before, so yeah, blame the ale. I think Gobber had made it extra strong or something
Ragor: Ooo I'd wanna see that. I read this in a book once. It said a male who is impregnated by a dragon, gains that trait to inpregnate other males. I hope it didn't happen to my buddy
Ruffnut: Aww man, I'd hate for tht to happen. We already hv Poison n the hatchlings to worry abt
Ragor: Me too. Mind if I go check on him? I'll be back before dinner is done. *kissed his wife on the cheek and dashed off to his best friend's house*
Ruffnut: *watched him leave, hoping evrything would be OK*
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