Ragor: *goes to check on Snotlout, who was checking how big his belly grew*
Snotlout: *staring at the mirror at his huge belly. He had been telling evryone he was gaining winter weight, n no one was the wiser* Man, I feel fat
Ragor: *patted Snotlout's stomach* No, that's me. You're just expecting
Snotlout: Still, evryone is giving me weird stares. I say its winter weight, bt this is too big to be winter weight
Ragor: Well, the baby will be here soon.
Snotlout: *nods* Yeah, I... *felt something pop* D...Did u hear tht? *a sudden gush btwn his legs*
Ragor: OH boy.. And Ruff's out flying! We got no time! *helped his best friend to his bed and got his pants off*
Snotlout: Is...Is it time...?? 8felt a contraction n doubled ovr* Aagghh!!
Ragor: Yes! *got Snot's legs into wooden stirrups* Okay, dude, you're slowly dialating
Snotlout: *winced at another contraction* Nnngguuhh!! Is it supposed to...Mmmhh!! hurt tht bad...??
Ragor: Your body is trying to get the baby out. Now, push when the next one hits
Snotlout: *whimpers n started pushing wen he felt it, gripping at the sheets*
Ragor: Nice and easy... you got it
Snotlout: *felt another n pushed along with it* Oh gods, it hurts...!!
Ruffnut: I'm home...Guys? Guys, where r u?
RAgor: Ruff! IN HERE!!
Ruffnut: *rushes in* Oh my, its time?! *quickly goes to Snotlout to get him to sit up* This will let u give birth better
Snotlout: Aaghh!! It...It hurts...!! It hurts so much...!!
Ragor: Just breath and push, like I taught you
Ruffnut: U can do it, Snotlout *massaged his bk*
Snotlout: *takes deep breaths n pushed as hard as he could at a contraction* Oh gods...Oh gods...I feel something...Something huge...!! Ooww...!!
Ragor: It's crowning! Keep it up
Snotlout: *pants as he pushed dwn some more, with Ruffnut massaging his bk n belly* Oh gods!! Fuck!! Thor's beard!! Agghh!! *was hving trouble as the baby was quite huge*
Ragor: My goodness....O_O How is this possible?
Ruffnut: All tht chowing dwn would get to ya, n the kid's got ur size! Stop gawking n coach him!
Snotlout: Aagghh!! Fuck, I knew I was too big...!! Nnngrrhhhh!!! *pushed dwn again n the head was finally fully out*
Ragor: Cmon Snotlout...breath easily now and then start again
Snotlout: *pants hard* I can't, I cant do it anymore
Ruffnut: Yes, u can! U can, n u will! Ur a Viking!
Ragor: You're one of the best!!
Snotlout: *was encouraged by it a little n tries to breath easily, n pushed dwn wen he felt another contraction, tho he whimpered wen he felt the shoulders started coming, tearing him a little*
Ruffnut: Tht's it, tht's a good boy, Snotlout. Ur doing great!
Ragor: That's my buddy! Nice and slow, Snot. you're doing great
Snotlout: *pushed dwn some more at another contraction, was still hving trouble coz of the size, bt it was slowly inching out*
Ruffnut: *helped by pressing his belly*
Ragor: *pulled softly on the baby* Man, Snot...what did you eat?
Snotlout: I...mmmhhh...I ate...aagghh...watevr ur eating...!! Wat else...?! Nngghh...!!
Ruffnut: *chks him* Ur almost done, Snotlout. Ur almost there
Ragor: *started to get interested cause of how big the baby is and how big Snot got* Cmon, you're almost done
Snotlout: *pushed dwn again, sweat n tears littered his face*
Ruffnut: C'mon! One more push, one more!
Snotlout: *pushed, the sheets he was gripping on slowly tearing*
Ruffnut: Harder, Snotlout, harder!
Snotlout: Wat the hell do u think I'm doing, bitch?! *bt she was right, he wasnt pushing hard enough, n he was almost there*
Ragor: Cmon, bro! You're almost done! The baby is almost out!
Snotlout: *summoned evry strength he got left n pushed dwn hard, screaming in agony* FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!
Ragor: I got him! He's out!
Ruffnut: Is it a boy? Or a girl?
*the baby was crying its lung out at its first breath of air, n looked like it weighed ovr 10 pounds*
Ragor: It's a baby boy
Snotlout: *pants hard, almost out of it* L...Lemme...Lemme see him...
Ragor: *cuts the cord and hands the baby to Snot*
Snotlout: *took the baby n held it close* Oh wow...He's got ur hair n most of ur look, Ragor... *smiled as he kissed the baby* Hey there, big fella
Ruffnut: Aww, he is just so adorable~!
Ragor: You did great, Snotlout
Snotlout: Thanks to u guys, I thought I was gonna die
Ruffnut: Naw, ur tougher than tht. Thank u for giving us this child
Ragor: How was it, Snot? Giving birth? *was wondering how it felt*
Snotlout: Like trying to shit out a hand-sized meatball out of my nose or something. I think I tore a little, it kinda stings...a lot
Ragor: Ruff, can you check on it?
Ruffnut: Sure thing *looks at it* Yup, quite a tear. Gonna need stitches
Snotlout: I hope it'll heal quick before I hv to move to the tribe I was arranged marriage to
Ragor: *patted his friend's head* You did good.
Ruffnut: Yeah, in fact, we'll let u name him if u want
Snotlout: R...Reli? U would?
Ragor: Since you gave birth, it's your previlage
Snotlout: Well, OK. I think I'm gonna name him Ragnar, so tht it'll hv a hint of ur name in it, n Thorvald as middle name, so he can carry on my ancestor's name
Ragor: *blushed from the honor* Thanks Snot
Snotlout: *smiled n passes the baby to Ruffnut* Wanna hold him?
Ruffnut: Oh! Do I? *carries the baby* Oof! Ur big! *laughs*
Ragor: I wonder why he looks more like me than you
Snotlout: Ur the father, its natural to look like u *chuckles*
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Astrid: Should we go see your cousin to see if he's okay
Hiccup: Sure, Ragor has yet to see the new addition tht hv hatched anyways *picks up the triplets, which were hatched 2 females n a male* C'mon, Jade, Ruby, Odin. We're gonna go see Uncle Ragor *felt a tug at his pants by the twins* Yes, Meteora, Valiant, u can come too. Toothless, can u help carry Astrid on ur bk? She's got swollen feet
Toothless: *nodded and laid down for her to get on*
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