Stoick: *came to the plc to see Hiccup n Toothless gone* Where is he? Where is tht devil n my son?? There's no use hiding him, Mara!
Mara shruged "they left Stoick, if you dont love your son for what he has, then i am very much ashamed of you"
Stoick: He fornicated wtih a beast! Its not natural! I would not hv mind if he had married another man or something, bt this is an act against the gods! He must be cleansed n the devil punished!
Ruffnut: Hey, c'mon! Give Hiccup a break! Ur lucky he's evn wanted in the first plc! How's he gonna give u grandchildren anyway if he were to marry a woman? N would u expect any man to want him knwing his condition??
*all the villagers were confused, as they didnt knw Hiccup's secret, then it struck them as odd tht Hiccup was able to bear children for Toothless in the first plc*
Gobber looked at Stoick "Eh Question Stoick, even tho its not my place to ask but, How is it that Hiccup is ABLE to get pregnate with baby dragons?"
Astrid bit her lip hodling the twins hands tightly
Stoick: Well, uh, I dunno, its the dragon's magic, I guess? Who knws wat sort of demon seed tht dragon has... *was a little awkward n didnt want to tell the secret he had guarded so well for yrs*
Astrid growled "TELL THEM STOICK, TELL THEM HICCUPS SECRET!"
Gobber looked at Astrid then at Stooick "what secret? youve had a secret and youv nevah told meh?"
Stoick: Its...Its no big deal. U dont need to knw abt it...
Ruffnut: Oh, would u stop being such a half-troll n tell them tht ur son is a frickin' pussy boy?! *was getting frustrated*
*the villagers gasped, evn Astrid's parents, who realize their daughter wasnt alone in suffering the gods' curse*
Astrid got up on a log "an i am a hermaphradite? Whats wrong with Hiccup being in love with a dragon when your son as a pussy?!"
Stoick: Bt...Bt...tht's not the point...The point is he did it with a beast! Its not natural! N since ur in the same boat, why didnt u carry on with him?? I thought u two were in love! U two would've been perfect!
Ruffnut: Hello~!! UR son is not natural to begin with anyway! I dont mean it in a bad way, bt come on! He's got no dick! N if Astrid was normal, would u say the same thing?? How's he gonna carry the bloodline if he marries a normal girl?!
Astrid crossed her arm and nodded "Stoick what the fuck is your problem, dont tell me your a pussy boy too!"
Stoick: W-Wat?? How dare u slander ur elders this way?! *turns to Astrid's mom* I thought u taught ur girl better, Mayflower!
Mayflower growled "sometimes i wonder why we even follow you stoick, hes your son!"
Stoick: Well, would U hv allowed ur little girl to fornicate with a beast??
"At least i wouldve had grandkids who are part dragon that could PROTECT US!:
Stoick: *was starting to see tht the villagers were taking the kids' side* U...Ur ridiculous, u knw tht?? All of u!! Try putting urselves in my shoes for once, u bunch of ingrates! *pushed past the villagers n stormed off bk to the village*
Goober would pin him down too see if the curse was upon him too as he stripped him
Stoick: Wat the hell, Gobber!! *he was shown to be a normal guy with a dick, so it was pretty awkward scene*
Gobber then punched stoick "you ass"
Stoick: Ouch! *punched him bk* Wat was tht for??
Gobber would begin fighting with them
Toothless flew down and landed next to Astrid looking at her asking her 'why are they fighting?"
Ruffnut: *hears tiny growls n turned to see Toothless n quickly hissed at him to hide out of sight* Wat r u doing bk here?? Where's Hiccup?
Toothless would give a face saying hes safe and away calming down and sweeped underneath the trio then flying off with them on his back
Ruffnut: Woah! Where r we going? *held onto Toothless* Tuff, ur good with geography, where we headin'?
Tuffnut looked around "some where north i guess, i cant be sure the clouds are blocking my view"
Ruffnut: Fine, we'll just hv to trust Toothless then
Hiccup: *had indeed been settling on an island, n not just any island, it was the breeding season island breastfeeding Shivers as he was humming a lullaby*
Shiver was gulping it down her eyes getting heavy not wanting to sleep yet
Toothless landed
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