Never Thought in Frank: Scene 324-A Pirate's Love

Krazer was growling "dammit a margburg virus and a rabies stirring up trouble!" He sounded angry

Stan: 8was playing hide n seek with Tia while Teri lounged at the front yard, keeping an eye on them, tho the occasional rumblings kept disrupting their game8 Mama~~ The earthquakes r annoying...!!

Teri: I knw, sweetie. Try playing something else, or go see the carnage. That would be fun. Just stay within the shield

Stan: 'Kay, Mama! 8went with Tia to see the indigestion carnage8

Krie would be outside smoking "ah theres the little boy, how ye?"

Stan: Hi, Mr Krie 8smiled at him8 I'm good. Mama said there is an awesome indigestion scene. I wanna see~!

He chuckles and lifts the boy onto his shoulders to show him whats going on outside

Stan: 8looked at the carnage n went starry-eyed, seeing the stomach acid rolling ard like waves n seeing the cells there running ard like headless chickens evn tho they can't hear them due to the shield* Woww... Awesome~~

Krie chuckles "well i hear you also have an impressive power" he puts him down stroking his cheek

Stan: 8swung his foot abt as he had his hands behind his bk, being shy* Naw~ I'm not strong. Not like Mama

"Well you just gotta train yourself. Show me what you got kiddo"

Stan: 8looked up at him shyly a bit, then raises his hand up to touch Krie's cigarette, n just like he did with Krie's clothes bk then, he turned the cigarette black n it soon crumbled into dust*

He yelped opening his mouth not wanting to eat it as he chuckled "well then" he grins and lifts his chin "Hey have you ever been kissed before boy-oh?"

Stan: 8smiled8 Of course. Mama kisses me all the time. She kiss me good morning, she kiss me good night, she kiss my boo-boo away, she kiss me wen I am a good boy, she kiss me wen... 8was starting to ramble abt the times Teri kissed him8

Krei got a little upset then pulled the boy close and planted him right then and there holding the smaller boys face

Stan: 8gasped as he felt Krie's lips on his, was too shocked to react as the older virus kissed him deeply. All he could do was occasionally clawed at his sleeves to tell him he couldn't breathe*

Krie would pull away smiling down at him "hows that for a kiss?"

Stan: 8blinked, couldnt exactly react, bt he was definitely blushing hard8 Uhhh...

He smirks and kisses him again but more of a peck on his lips "I'll get back to that"

Stan: 8bit his lip, hesitated for a moment then looked up at him8 Why did u do tht?

"Cause I really like you boy-oh" he smiles "you interest me"

Stan: I...interest u? 8tilted his head a little, confused8

"yes cause you're unique nd I like that"

Stan: 8thought for a bit, remembering abt something Teri always said before she kissed him8 So u don't love me? U just like me? Mama always say "I love u" whenevr she kisses me

He blinks and blushes a bit "uhhh well champ... you gotta see it this way, your momma new you longer then me so of course she loves you, I like you cause I WANT to love you but first before I can love you... we have to ummm get to know each other...if that's alright?"

Stan: 8tilted his head as he went into deep thought, then smiled n nodded* 'Kay!

8without warning Stan's hair turned black on the middle, extending all the way dwn his long Rapunzel tresses8

Krie blinked and looked at him "Woah are you okay?" he looks at the locks that were suddenly long

Stan: 8looked up cross eyed to see the black lock n felt a small cramp n a bit of wetness btwn his legs8 Oh. Umm, I gtg 8walked off to his mother who's making out with Krazer8 Mama~! 8pouted as he showed his black lock to her8

Teri: Oh sweetie. Red Riding Hood is here, huh? 8forgetting that Krazer doesn't knw yet abt Stan's body condition8

Krazer blinked "wait, I know that term.... some teen girls mentioned that... wait.... Teri...." he crosses his arms "Is our son what I think he is?"

Teri: 8blinked awkwardly at him8 Umm... Yeah, sorry I forgot to tell u abt that one... Yes, he's a pussy boy. It's his side effect of being premature. U knw how all babies started off with having an undetermined sex organ n only get them during the later part of the pregnancy? Yeah... Stan was premature, so that part didn't manage to grow, so he...

Krazer would then put a finger on Teris lips and walks out for a moment and comes out with a box for his son Stan. "Go use the bathroom here Stan, I don't want my boy feeling dirty, take a shower your mom will get you clothes, then i'll be back with some Tea for your cramps" he smiles kissing Teri "I'm not mad, I just need to know so in case these things happen I know how to deal with it" he smiles

Stan: 8nodded8 'Kay 8went to the bathroom to do as he was told8

Teri: Sorry. It must've slipped my mind. I'm so used to his condition so it's almost natural to me. 8sigh8 I feel like I'm a failure. Not only I gave u a child with a defective mind, I gave u a child that can't give u heirs... 8looked away sadly8

"He can give heirs, just the other way" he laughs whole heartedly "A child is made with two people, not one" he strokes her cheek "he can give an Heir, and hes not a failure, yes hes different but you worked so well with him, look at how happy he is now. Hes got a family"

Teri: 8smiled sadly n nuzzled him8 Ur so nice to me. I still don't understand what I did to deserve u 8sees Stan coming out with fresh clothes, which is a long shirt tht went past his knees n boxers underneath8 Hey sweetie. All clean?

Stan: 8nodded8 But I got blood all over my pants...

Teri: Don't worry. Mama will clean it for u 8patted his head8

Krazer had left and come back after Stans shower and gave him a cup of mint vanilla tea with a splash of glucose to sweeten it "here you go"

Stan: 8smiled n took the tea8 Thanks, Daddy! 8sipped it8 Mmm~

He smiles and pets his head "I put a special medication, it should help with cramps if you drink my tea once a day alright?"

Stan: 8nodded n sipped a while before asking* Mama? Daddy? Do u both hv to like each other to love each other?

Teri: Of course, sweetie. U can't love someone if u don't like someone in the first plc. Why do u ask?

Stan: Ummm... 8thought abt the kiss he had with Krie n blushed a little8 Nnnnnnnnnnnothing?

Krazer blinked and smirked and then leans over "I think hes got a crush"

Stan: 8blink8 Wats a crush?

Teri: A crush is wen u secretly like someone. Like "like"-like someone

Stan: Oh. OK. 8thought8 Mama, why do u never kiss me on the mouth if u love me?

Teri: Wait... Wat??

Krazer froze and looked at him "Why do you ask that son?" he hoped it was cause he saw someone kissing

Stan: Ummmmm.....

Teri: Stan, remember wat Mama said abt telling the truth?

Stan: 8pouted8 C-Coz...Krie kissed me...?

"HE WHAT?!" Krazer roared out

Stan: 8winced a little, chugged dwn his drink at one go, shoved it to Teri n made a run for it8

Teri: S-Stan! Get bk here!

"STAN!" he would start chasing after his son hoping to catch him

Stan: 8ran in big strides, carrying his long hair bk to where Krie was n quickly hid behind him8

Krie blinked "hey there boy-oh whats th- WOAH!" he was lifted up by Krazer

Krazer looked beyond pissed "YOU KISSING MY BOY!"

Krie winced and looked guilty and looked to the boy "I-I like your son"

"WELL YOU'RE ONLY A NEW COMER!"

Stan: D-Daddy, no! D-Don't hurt my friend!! 8begged as he tried to tug at Krie's shirt to pull him dwn8

Krazer looked down and huffed letting Krie down "break my boys heart ill rip and eat yours, and you wont be the first" he growled turning to find Teri

Krie held his head in shame "sorry for getting you in trouble"

Stan: 8looked dwn8 I'm sorry. They made me tell 8toyed at the hem of his shirt guiltily8

Krei would the smile at him "ill make it up to u, wanna go see the carnage up close?"

Stan: 8smiled8 Yes, pls! 8took his hand as they both went8