*since tht fateful day, Zim n Dib stopped trying to kill each other, bt at least they were civil, much to the surprise of the public*
*before they knew it a few yrs has passed n they were now entering senior high*
Zim: *woke up one morning for school, went to the bathroom to freshen up wen he was shocked at his reflection* AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
gir-HIYA MASTER! ^w^
Zim: GAH~!! WHT IS THIS?! WHT IS THIS?! WHT IS THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS?! *rubbed his eyes bt couldnt believe wht he saw in the reflection* GIR! Get me the phone now!!
gir-HE!! *gets Zim the phone* ^w^
Zim: *speed dialed Dib's number*
dib-mmm...*grabs his phone and awnsered* hello?...*he was asleep*
Zim: WHAT DID U DO TO ME, DIB-WORM?!
dib-!!! GAH!!! Zim dont yell in the phone!!! ow... *rubs his ear*....
Zim: I don't care!! Something is wrong with me!! WHT DID U DO?!
dib-...huh?...wat r u talking about?...
Zim: Get ovr here, RIGHT NOW! *hangs up on him*
dib-...*hangs up*....man hes like s drama queen...
*later Dib gets to Zim's house*
Dib-*knocks on the door*...
Zim: *sent GIR to answer it*
gir-*opens the door* hehehe! *jumps on Dib's head* HIYA BIG HEAD!
Dib-heh hi Gir *lets Gir sit on his head*
Zim: *was still in the bathroom, mooning*
Dib-? *walks in the bathroom* Zim?
gir- ^w^
Zim: *a long silence before voiced* It's not locked
dib-*walks in the bathroom* wats wrong?
Zim: Wht's wrong? WHT'S WRONG?! Look at me!!
dib-*looks at him* u just look like u grown Zim..thats all
Zim: Grown? GROWN!! I'm TALL, Dib-stink!! TALL!! I'm not supposed to be TALL!! U must've done something!!
dib-no...maybe ur body has gotten used to this planet and...idk Zim!
Zim: *growled* I'm not supposed to be tall! Its against the rules! Invaders like me r not supposed grow tall! I'm supposed to stay short! Its the rules of Irk!
dib-...um Zim...ur not a invader rember?...so maybe thats y ur tall! ^^
Zim: I guess...Bt its ingrained into my Pak! Every Pak is ingrained data of me being an Invader, so I shouldnt be tall! How is it tht my Pak is able to ovrride the data? It doesnt make sense!
dib-*shrugs* u know idk...
Zim: *growled* I'm not going to school *crossed his arms*
dib-come on Zim...
Zim: NO! I'm tall! TALL! Tall n ugly!! I'm not going!
Dib-...ur not ugly Zim...
*the doorbell rings*
Zim: Yes I am! Tall ppl who r not meant to be tall r ugly! I'm not going to school *hears the bell* Who is tht?
dib-idk...maybe the school heard ur skipin *smirking*
Zim: *glared n went to answer the door*
*a blond girl is at the door*
?-hello...r u Zim?...
Dib-?
Zim: *peeked frm upstairs*
gir-*ponts at Zim* ^w^
?-wow Zim...heh u grew *walks in the house*
Zim: *growled at her* Who're u?
?-*her human descise disappears*
Boo-hey there Zim
Dib-???
Zim: *shocked* B-B-Boo?! W-W-Wht r u doing here?!
Boo-i got bored...so im here...and plus...when ur room is next to ur parents room...u dont sleep well when..u can hear them...
dib-...?
Zim: Ugh, pls leave ur stoooopid Tallest parents out of this. How r those two morons r able to procreate n gave birth to u is a wonder
boo-...alright...i will if u dont call my parents stupid again...
Dib-....
Zim: Wht r u doing here, reli? U knw by now I'm no longer Irken
Boo-....im experimenting... i want to see how long it will take for them to know im gone...
Dib-uh y?
Boo-cuz im a little mad at my Father...
Zim: Mad at Red? Why? Wht did he do this time?
Boo-its a long story...
Dib-ok?...so come Zim we need to go to school
Boo-? school?
Zim: Its a thing in Earth. They cant pass dwn data through paks thru their generation, so every new earth-spawn has to relearn things of the past
boo-really? can i come with?
dib-*looks at zim*
Zim: *raised a brow* Only if u be good. N keep the cloaking disguise on *put on his own disguise*
boo-...heh ok *puts her disguise*
Dib-heh oh boy...2 ailens at school..heh heh
Zim: Yeah, n I knw they're clueless even if its right at their faces. Lets go *takes his bag, forgetting his previous vow abt not going to school*
boo-wats with the bag?
dib-*grabs his* its to hold our school stuff
boo-? odd planet *picks up her SIR and gets its disguise on it*
Zim: Try staying here for a few yrs, u might get used to it
boo-heh maybe
Dib-so...when do u think ur parents will see ur gone Boo?
Boo-...im gonna say 3 days..tops..
Dib-3 days?
Zim: 3 days? Hah! I bet it'll be a week. Those two dont knw anything evn if the answer is right under their nose
boo-...its true...to a pont...
Dib-heh u 2 r funny
boo-heh we get eachother ^^'
Zim: I just hope he doesnt send a batillion to look for u. Now tht would end up becoming a full blown invasion
dib-...
boo-nah father would call me and threatin me to come back before daddy finds out
dib-wait...u have 2 dads?!
boo-ya
dib-and u came out...1 of them?...
boo-? heh ya y?
dib- e.o;
Zim: Dont bombard him with so much info there, Boo. Males here in Earth cant procreate, u knw tht frm my reports
boo-oh ya heh srry
dib-...its ok...
Zim: We Irkens can procreate both male n female. Its all abt altering some info n data into our Pak to adjust our physiology n internal organs. Evn females can procreate among females. Evn I can, with the right data key into my Pak
dib-...wow....uh can we talk about sumthing else?
boo-heh i like this human-thing. hes funny
dib-...my name is Dib...
Zim: Dib Membrane to be exact. U've already heard abt him by my reports
boo-oh ya the "Dib-worm?"
Dib-..ya thats me..
boo-heh
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