A Tale of Three-An IZ RP (Part 14)

*meanwhile, Zim n Dib were at home trying to finish their homework*

Dib-man...this math gets harder and hard....*works*

Zim: U said it, Dib-worm *was doing it lazily*

Dib-*sighs*.... u want to just skip the homework and watch a movie?

Zim: U start the movie. I'll go make us some popcorn

dib-ok *walks over to the TV and turns the movie on*

Zim: *was abt to go reach up the fridge for some canned drinks wen he felt a little dizzy n nauseous. He fell to his knees, covering his mouth with one hand, dropping the can to the floor*

Dib-? Zim r u ok?

Gir-MASTER IS GONNA THROW UP! *dances around*

Zim: *tries to hold bk his nausea, feeling like punching the lights out of GIR right now*

Dib-*walks in the kitchen* Zim? *walks over to him* u alright? *rubs his back*

Zim: *still his hand ovr his mouth* I'm...I'm OK...I just... *lurched forward, unable to hold bk as he puked on the floor*

dib-...maybe ur sick Zim....*rubs his back*

Gir-*hands Zim and wet rag to wipe his mouth*

Zim: *snatches the rag n wipes* Yeah...Stomach bug or something. I'll hv to go dwn the lab to chk

dib-ya...come on i will help u down Zim s Zim up*

Zim: *allowed himself to be taken dwn to the lab*

Dib-s Zim get to his lab*

Zim: *made his way to the computer* Computer, do a full body scan on me and find out wht's wrong *felt another nausea coming in again*

dib-*grabs a bucket just to be safe* ...

*the computer shot out a scanner n did the full-body scan while Zim buried his head into the bucket, puking*

Dib-.....

Computer: Scan complete. Analysis: Signs of life form within the body. Conclusion: You are with smeet

Zim: W...WHAT?!

Dib-wat?...

Zim: Computer, scan again!

*the computer does so n came out with the same answer*

Dib-.....

Zim: Oh god, no...No, this cant be...!!

Dib-....

Zim: Its impossible! Unless I program it myself in the Pak, I cant get pregnant! This is ridiculous!

Dib-...*is speechless*

Zim: There must be something wrong! Computer! Do a full body scan on my genitals!

dib-?

*the computer did the scan, then revealed in the computer tht he was actually a hermaphrodite by birth*

Zim: *was speechless as well as he fell to his knees at the news*

dib-wow...

Zim: *another nausea came in n he puked into the bucket again* BLERGH~!! Ugh...Dammit, its ur fault, Dib-worm...