Ragor: *is out with Hiccup, doing pregnancy work outs, both only in their pants*
Hiccup: [was doing some stretches]
Poison: [came in dragon form, then changed to human form at touchdwn] How r u doing, guys?
Ragor: Pretty good. was looking really big, but managed to keep the stretch marks off with some herbal cream
Hiccup: Same here, bt I'm gonna take a break. I need to soothe my swollen feet. Help me up, Poison
Poison: Aye aye [helps him] Where's Toothless? I've been looking for him evrywhere. I need him to settle the trade station dispute
Ragor: I think he went over there already in that direction. That's when I last saw him *rubbed his stomach, sitting down on a rock nearby, wiggling his bare toes*
Poison: Oh, OK
Hiccup: Mind heating up some water for our feet? [handed him a pail of water he kept nearby]
Poison: Sure thing [spit out a small ball of fire to heat up the water]
Ragor: Gods, I hate to think of how many kids I'm having at the moment. The weight is not doing well for my ankles
Hiccup: U said it. This water retention isnt helping either
Poison: [puts the pails of heated water at Hiccup n Ragor's feet, helping them put them in]
Hiccup: Ahh~ Tht hits the spot...
Ragor: Tell me about it...we'll take a break and then proceed to continue our...other exercises. *Ever since they found out, besides their spouses, Ragor and Hiccup would, at times, do their usual fun as well and it became pretty common*
Hiccup: [blushed a little] Do we hv to? My legs r kinda aching, I'm not feeling it today...
Ragor: Don't worry, we'll do 'em later when we're up to speed.
Hiccup: [nodded] We'll be fine. Just go look for Toothless n help us settle our duties
Poison: [nodded] Will do [changed bk to dragon n flew off to the trade station]
Ragor: *laid back, feet still in the water* Ugh, this is the last time I get pregnant
Hiccup: Reli? I think u enjoy it, wat with u liking to sport a belly n all
Ragor: I don't wanna have too many kids, and if I wanna do that, I'd eat a lot
Hiccup: [chuckles] True tht. Bt for me, I dont mind. I'll give birth to as much kids as Toothless wants, I can handle it
Ragor: seriously!?
Hiccup: [nodded] He's the last of his kind, n I love him. I'd do anything for him [smiled sincerely]
Ragor: I dunno how many monstrous nightmares are around, so.....yeah
Hiccup: Monstrous Nightmares are abundant, u dont hv to worry abt repopulating them [winced a little] Nnhh...
Ragor: Hey, you okay, cuz?
Hiccup: Cramp... Or a contraction... I can't tell... [winced again] Nnnhh... [took out his feet frm the pail n breathed]
Ragor: *rushed over and felt his stomach, he got some training from the midwife* Whew, don't worry, it's a cramp
Hiccup: Ooff... Cant wait for these buggers to come out [stroke his huge belly]
Ragor: Same here. I swear, sometime, we gotta go camping
Hiccup: Camping? To do wat? We're too busy being the village chiefs here. We dont hv time to relax
Ragor: Just on the beach. We'll still be watching
Hiccup: [chuckles] Yeah I guess so
Ragor: *stretched and yawn, feeling his back pop*
Hiccup: Take it easy there. Want me to give u a massage?
Ragor: Oh yes please. I need to so bad
Hiccup: [waddled ovr to sit behind Ragor n slowly massage him, pressing gently on the pressure points n the kinks to ease his tense muscles]
Ragor: *winces a bit, feeling some more popping* Ow
Hiccup: Sorry, did I hurt u? [slows dwn his massages]
Ragor: no, you just relieved some tension there. Oh the disadvantage of being a big guy
Hiccup: Well, better for me being scrawny, huh?
Ragor: You kidding me? You hit a growth spurt
Hiccup: Yeah, bt I'm still scrawny in comparison with u. U got ur growth spurt too. Ur like a head taller than me, n I'M the chief
Ragor: Hey, not my fault I grew to be a giant. And you're not that far behind me!
Hiccup: By a couple of inches, bt yeah, I get wat u mean *He went from being the shortest to the tallest*
Ragor: Oh yeah. So, what next, cuz
Hiccup: I dunno. I think I could use a bit of a walk at the beach
Ragor: Haven't done that for a while, my ankles stopped aching. *heaved himself up onto his feet and helped up his cousin*
Hiccup: [heaved up with Ragor's help] Ooof... I swear I think I'm carrying 5 eggs instead of 2 right now, or it could be 3, frm experience
Ragor: I dunno about me. Could be a dozen!
Hiccup: [chuckles] Judging by ur girth, I think we hv the same number of eggs
Ragor: When did you become a master of my waistline :P *tickles him*
Hiccup: [laughed as he cringed] I'm not, I'm just comparing it to mine based on experience. We HAVE given birth twice to our dragons' babies
Ragor: I swear, they should feel our pain sometime
Hiccup: [chuckles] Heh, maybe, bt unlike u, like I said, I'm OK with this
Ragor: same here. It'll just be funny! OH! Did you get a change to fix my sword yet?
Hiccup: Not reli, being tht my body is a bit bummed up at the moment, bt I did manage to improve ur hilt
Ragor: That's good. It stopped igniting after a certain amount of time, think it got jammed
Hiccup: Yeah, I noticed tht. It happens with either frequent use or lack of use, either way. Wear and tear will do tht for frequent use n clogged inginition fluid for lack of use. I'd say its more of the latter
Ragor: Besides *elbows him* Who taught you how to use a sword properly
Hiccup: [chuckles] Hey, stop tht. Well, I had help. Toothless was a good sparring partner wen I practice with a stick with him, n my dad n Gobber gave me some pointers. Dad was tough during sparring, bt...he taught me a lot [looked dwn sadly as he rubbed his belly]
Ragor: *pulled him close* I know, hiccup. I miss him too
Hiccup: [sighed] Mom is still used to living in solitude, so I got her a home just out Raven Point up in the hills where she n her dragons can roost n come and go. Tried to get her to stay with me bt...she said she found humans too...distracting n distrustful
Ragor: I can understand that, but in time, she'll be down with us. Besides, she's gonna have a lot of grandkids
Hiccup: [chuckles] I'll bet. I dont blame her either. She lived with dragons for almost more than 10 yrs n was at odds with Drago who was out to get her dragons. She still needs to work the social life out. I won't force her
Ragor: Naw *patpats him on the shoulder, seeing the sun glisten over the clear blue water*
Hiccup: [looked at the view] Wow, so beautiful. I can't believe I havent seen this view in a long time
Ragor: we're most use to it from the skies, that's why
Hiccup: True tht. Lets go bk. Maybe Toothless n Poison need our help with running the village]
Ragor: Or they're not causing any trouble
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