Albus: So where will you be headed, Severus?
Snape: To Spain. They've got a potions conference there, and I heard it's hosted by a rather reknown Potions Master there. Apparently we might get to see new talent as well as new potions along the way
Albus: And how long will you be away for?
Snape: Hopefully not long. Roughly a week, I suppose, or maybe less
Albus: *nods* And you've found someone to cover your classes while you are away?
Snape: *rolls his eyes* As much as I loathe it, I have asked Slughorn to take over. He maybe a bit of ass, but his skills are close to mine at best
Albus: *nods* Very well. Then I will see you hopefully refreshed. *smile*
Snape: *just nodded quietly and left, hoping that this time, it wouldn't be so disappointing. He had been to many conferences in the past and they were all not up to his standards*
Snape: *was walking around the streets of Spain, looking at the brochure trying to locate the venue of the conference*
Petunia: *walking through the streets*
Snape: *looked at his brochure again, not noticing where he was going, and accidentally bumped into Petunia* Oh, pardon me
Petunia: *looks up and glares* You should watch where you're going!
Snape: *frowns* Well, excuse me for living... *blinks as he recognizes her* P...Petunia?
Petunia: *frowns at him and looks at him oddly* *gasps* You! You're that boy, aren't you?!
Snape: *raised a brow* I have a name, you know. At least you're still the same old grouchy self
Petunia: Get away from me you nasty freak!
Snape: *rolls his eyes* Oh, that's mature. Taking it out on me when YOU yourself wanted to be the "FREAK" in the first place. I still take it you're still sore that Hogwarts decided to choose your sister instead of you, a common Muggle.
Petunia: *GLARE* Why in the hell would I want to be a FREAK like you and my bitch sister?!
Snape: *realizes something* Wait. How are you staying here? I thought you stayed at...what's that name? Privet Drive?
Petunia: Ugh. Please. We moved out of there five years ago.
Snape: Why would u wanna move, and here, of all places with a language barrier? Surely it's not worth the hassle
Petunia: You freaks weren't leaving us alone!!
Snape: *raised a brow* What are you talking about here, Petunia? Since when did we even bother to bother you? *he doesnt know due to the fact that it wasnt his job primarily*
Petunia: Those freaky birds started showing up!
Snape: Freaky...You mean the Owlery? *then remembers about the incident where Dumbledore had to go away on a "trip" that had to do with a baby in his arms* Are you saying that you have Harry Potter with you??
Petunia: *crosses her arms and stays silent*
Snape: You DO have Harry Potter here, don't you? He was supposed to be in Hogwarts years ago! You do realize that it's considered a federal offence even in Muggle world to deny a child's education
Petunia: Well I wasn't going to let him go to that freak school and become even more of an abomination!
Snape: Just because you're his guardian, doesn't mean you can lord over him, especially when you're not his real parents who had already decided his future with us! What were you thinking?
Petunia: His parents were freakish and unnatural!
Snape: She was your sister, for Merlin's sake! That's it! Once I go back, I'll be reporting you to Dumbledore about this
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